Real Men Love Cats

Since most of my recent postings have been on the serious side, I thought today we should add a little humor to the mix. This is an actual Austin, TX Craigslist ad placed after the guy’s girlfriend said his cat had to go. It's unclear if the poster’s girlfriend really gave him the ultimatum, but this is an actual Craigslist post.

The poster of the ad has publicly thanked everyone for their comments and says that while no one has taken her, she is gone.

Girlfriend says cat has to go!! Free tonight!!

My girlfriend said the cat has to be gone by 12:00 tomorrow. She left a little while ago to hang with her friends. I put all her crap on the lawn and will try my best to find her a new home but if not there is always the shelter.

So what we have here is one mildly attractive yet bitchy soon to find out she is a homeless ex-girlfriend. She is somewhat house broken (but i think she is still connected to her mom by the umbilical cord).
She is in her mid-twenties and is NOT SPAYED (though she usually takes the pill) Lot of life left in this one. She is up to date on her shots and is great with dogs and small children, but does not seem to get along well with cats.
She is playful and bathroom trained (If taking over every inch of horizontal surface with her stuff in the place is house broken. Then she is the Queen of house brokenness!!!).
She has somewhat of a special diet though i never figured it out fully, but pretty much it is dictated by what ever her closest friend of that week is into (Raw, vegan, Atkins, hostess) You get the picture.
She will be coming with a whole lot of stuff!! (If it is still there when she comes home, but when I am done here I am heading right over to the free section so maybe not) There will not be a rehoming fee (As a matter of fact i got $34 cash if you can get her tonight, If you need more we can hit the ATM unless you have Paypal then we have lots of options).
The main reason I am rehoming her is because she moved in about 9 months ago, and for three months everything was great, but then she started bitching about my cat. My cat has lived with me for 11 years since he was abandoned in my yard at about 3 weeks old, and i had too bottle feed him and teach him how to do everything a cool male should know (hunt, nap, play, hide, chirp like a bird. how to use a litter box!! This was the most challenging as i did not know how to use one myself. That made for some awkward moments) In other words Misdemeanor and I have been kicking it for a long time, and if she thinks I would even consider kicking him to the curb. Well need i say more?

I may put her up for auction on eBay tonight if my lawyer gives me the okay.